Chrono Cross

Chrono Cross 28: Please, Someone Call Me a Manly Mariner [Magical Dreamers + Black Dragon]

Aye, landlubber…!? This time we’re reforming Fargo, motivating mistreated laborers, missing metaphors, conducting a speech synthesis play, dissecting stage plays in RPG’s, exterminating all monsters in Marbule, listening across dimensions,…

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Chrono Cross 29: Talkin’ About Dragons [Earth Dragon + Green Dragon + Fire Dragon + Water Dragon]

What powers doth thou seek? While we scour the world for relics, we’re jumping in the sand boil, breaking down the Fossicker, blowing up local wildlife, combining philosophy with destiny and violence, observing the sacred pilfering percentage,…

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Chrono Cross 30: Positive Bird Energy [White Dragon + Forbidden Isle (Home)]

Listen to the planet’s woes, humans. As we consecrate our dragon destiny, we’re also wrecking creatures of legend, watching Orlha kick ass then kicking Orlha’s ass, referencing a dimensional twin, receiving a Dragon Emblem, jumping in odor…

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Chrono Cross 31: Serge, Dick Out [Fort Dragonia (Home)]

Blushing, I walk the royal carpet. This time we’re answering riddles, introducing Orcha to himself, forgetting to save, recruiting ghosts as techs, fighting Evil Serge, learning the history of the world, absorbing reptite lore, transforming and…

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Chrono Cross 32: Master Supplier Hammer [New Marbule (Home)]

We’ve got our Serge boy body back. With that we’re populating the island of misfit toys, dreaming of vegetables, resonating a sword, changing animations, divining dragon falls, industrializing Marbule, marrying mermaids, creating an iridescent…

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Chrono Cross 33: Initializing EricNet [Sea of Eden]

Please insert disc 2. This time we’re closing out characters with third techs, jumping on a tombstone, giving a book to a homeopathic surfer, eating children, pushing blobs for butterflies, kicking turds, visiting our doomed dimensional twin,…

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Chrono Cross 34: A Different Mall of the Future [Chronopolis, Part I]

This time it’s about time. That means it’s time for ghost lore consultation, tracing the counter time effect, looking at anti annihilation energy, killing the police, controlling a sewer drone, inputting binary code, rhyming DNA with musical…

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Chrono Cross 35: Chrono Conbobulator [Chronopolis, Part II]

We are bound by fate to ingest copious amounts of lore. This time we’re egging time on, initializing wormholes, doing a phase metastasis, staring into the sea, installing memories, radically dreaming of a different life, personifying Fate, braining…

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Chrono Cross 36: The Final Fifteen Silver Points [Orphanage]

The dragons ate each other. Today we’re meeting with plot relevant characters, turning Mojo into Mojoy, questioning the nature of Maiden Faith, actualizing the Chrono Cross, preparing for time travel, freeing children from fire, obtaining button…

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