My face is proof of my identity. While you find proof of yours, we’re running up that hilltop, failing facial recognition, belly bumping a lady, suffering surly knights, channeling Elden Ring’s intro narrator, testing the Jowston State Agreement,…

What do you want? Are you from around here? While you figure that out we’re assigning light and dark to different destinies, meeting secret ninjas in secret places, stopping by to share some wine, complimenting the wine’s bouquet, inventing…

Anyway the wind blows, the dice rolls. Before we blow our roll, we’re profiling Jowy, forcing destiny through chinchirorin, leaving Sheena behind, suppressing Rina’s subplot, questioning the apple trade, waiting for Karen to dance, slinging some…

This is punishment for what you did to my body. Through our pain, we’re forgetting Pohl ever existed, formally accepting Flik and Viktor, wondering why Freed has a last initial, repeating Suikoden’s vampire subplot, dragging Pilika along,…

I know that once a person is dead, they’re gone forever. Before we go, we’re challenging Suikoden II’s treatment of Suikoden, embracing a child rune, pushing baphomet, denying the dirty vampire’s tricks with violence, clicking a sword,…

Good morning. After we get out of bed, we’re entering a rich guy’s house, finding out he’s the worst kind of capitalist, failing to recruit him anyway, prostrating ourselves in front of him, finding a hard-boiled noir detective in the water…

If you don’t trust me, perhaps you should leave. While you stay, we’re discovering that relaxation time is heart softening time, killing three horses for no reason, conscripting the elderly and the children, seeing potential in Freed Y, burning…

I ain’t got too much brains but I always been stronger ‘n piss. During our recruiting drive, we’re lying to Fitcher about everything, observing moving NPC’s, leaving our husband to run storage, leaving our wife to go fight, manifesting a boat,…

The bigger you get, the stronger you’ll be. As we widen, we’re meeting men of the sea, getting a reference, keeping the children toasty, using a Gameshark to time travel, recruiting a well-informed old lady, getting robbed by a flying child,…