Suikoden II

Suikoden II E19: The One Who is Full of It [Two River, Part II]

Your lies won’t save you this time. In search of salvation, we’re meeting a buff dogman, allowing Fitcher to get his ass whipped, brandishing the Bright Shield Rune, meeting the plenipotentiary, forgetting to eat dinner, considering the plight of…

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Suikoden II E20: A Higher Form of Dog [More Recruiting]

I AM NOT A TOOL FOR FIGHTING. After a four month break, we’re strategically firing Fitcher, buying fried tacos in bulk, becoming toasty, fantasizing about a sauna, installing a kitchen, measuring bird weather, losing a foot race because we didn’t…

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Suikoden II E21: Dirt Fetishist [Even More Recruitung]

For us, the forest and village are one. As that unification increases our power, we’re mistaking Elza’s identity, looking to get stronger by beating ass, busting up a puzzle, recruiting another gardener, accusing Tony of being a dirt fetishist,…

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Suikoden II E22: Larry, Vomit, Spew, and Pipichan [Greenhill, Part I]

I’m thinking about what to drink tonight. While we pretend to be students, we’re making up aliases, desiring more flying squirrel friends, aspiring to own a warm hearth, perverting thine eyes, tee-hee’ing with Jeane, fantasizing about taking…

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Suikoden II E23: The Skills Engraved Upon My Soul [Greenhill, Part II]

This guy knows what time it is, if you know what I mean. If you get what I’m saying, we’re rescuing Fitcher from the townies, inciting violence to prevent worse violence, feeling the pull of destiny on Nina’s love of Flik, hearing a skittering…

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Suikoden II E24: The Secret Beneath Her Lips [Matilda]

Whack to your heart’s content. After we pickle up, we get down to employing a new voice, founding and then quitting the Jeanies, losing sheep in the woods, picking up a healthy chick, depositing books in the library, checking suspicious characters,…

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Suikoden II E25: Tremendous Beating of Wings [Rockaxe Town & Highway Village]

If you’re lying, they’ll kill you. In our search for truth, we exploring cop land, blowing off a mustache, refusing to sing a song, abandoning our milk slinging duties, rejecting army recruiters, filling Kent’s head with dragon fantasies, beating…

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Suikoden II E26: A Twenty-Five Second Rapture [Return to Muse]

What’s wrong, don’t you think it’s beautiful? As we try to control our emotion, we’re witnessing a doubled-headed spectral wolf suck souls off, projecting filth, distrusting illegitimate blood, blinking out like a Mad Gear gang member, telling…

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Suikoden II E27: Married, Knighted, and Blighted [Battle Against Kiba]

Content warning (sexual assault) from 22:29 to 25:46. I love a good challenge, it’s what keeps me going. As we go into battle with no strategy, we’re respecting our opponents, alienating the dog race, getting married and knighted at the same time,…

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