Xenosaga I

Xenosaga | E10: The First Dad Game [Pleroma]

Machines like you exist to be used. Machines like us exist to talk about entering the Android Discourse with Margulis and Momo, requiring mommy to take us back to the lab, aborting any reasonable attempt at stealth, burying cult figureheads in child…

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Xenosaga | E11: Eating Neatly [Back on the Elsa]

Now, where does the real you exist? As we exist, we’re applying the rules of characters to our characters, sharing curry instead of a campfire, noting the lack of estrogen as applied to sexist stereotypes, sleeping with food, witnessing Allen go…

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Xenosaga | E12: The Wrath of Jesus [Still on the Elsa]

We have scenarios, so we have to have keys. The keys to this episode include disappointing the real human robot child, wondering where the Y Data is hidden, sealing off space, realizing there is an even higher council, hiding the map from Tony,…

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Xenosaga | E13: Anime Moment of the Lord [U-TIC Attack]

There is no need to divert more personnel to this location. At our location, we’re figuring out if Andrew Cherenkov is a character, performing sick tricks in the space column, skittering off the column wall, avoiding obligations for either a tunnel…

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Xenosaga | E14: Don’t Sext Your Kaiser [U-TIC Battleship]

Pierce me with your hatred. Pierce your ears as we’re referencing The Wizard of Oz, activating false memories, introducing a southern belle and a goth princess, making a sword into a spaceship, suspecting Momo’s abduction was an inside job,…

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Xenosaga | E15: This Game is Apolitical [Dock Colony]

Are you enjoying life? We’re certainly enjoying reading the obvious signs of an apolitical game, inventing more things to haunt Cherenkov, cleaning to impress men, dunking on Allen, hiding the fish detector, threatening members of the military,…

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Xenosaga | E16: A Miserable Pile of Nucleic Acid [Cathedral Ship, Part I]

Why? Why not joins us as we’re sleeping in our work clothes, steaming the breath, defining “ghost shit,” foreboding ominously, penetrating the space column, spreading the Hilbert Effect to Ultra Wide, estimating our 10K times, staring down a…

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Xenosaga | E17: Ethical Consumption [Cathedral Ship, Part II]

I alone can take humanity to its next natural state of evolution. Together alone, we’re inducing a tilt-shift effect, defining PS2 ladder controls, going to the mall, curing women’s diseases with herbs, softening the hardness of mother, running a…

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Xenosaga | E18: The Bodies of Jesus Christ and His Superstars [Durandal, Part I]

Will feeling pain make me complete? Complete your own pain and listen as we’re not supplied for a gnosis attack, freaking out on the bridge, dialing up the KOSMOS contemplativeness, talkin’ bout momma, scanning transfection course, deciding it’s…

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