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Xenosaga | E19: Identity Diffusion, the Eternal Dilemma [Durandal, Part II]

Identity diffusion: the eternal dilemma. Diffuse your identity with us as we’re wondering if child robots are programmed to hate a biological dad father, running like a big goober, bombing a pick-up line, discovering a gambling-addicted populace,…

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Xenosaga | E20: Central Bottom Hole [Kukai Foundation, Part I]

Hey, who’s an illegitimate son? Maybe it’s us, maybe it’s you, maybe we’re inserting the Durandal in the bottom hole, wondering of space flower cities are common, as you know’ing to oblivion, finding another palm tattoo guy, A-posing like an…

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Xenosaga | E21: There’s a Ludonarrative Dissonance in This Town [Kukai Foundation, Part II]

Mom doesn’t understand how a man feels. But we feel like revisiting the world map concept, observing the global hum, cranking off, reading the signs of an obvious dungeon, getting high off of explosions, dumpster diving, loading a bar with…

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Xenosaga | E22: Theologically Problematic [Kukai Foundation, Part III]

This place permeates some kind of fondness for the past. Permeate your present by answering trivia questions from a kiosk, vibrating with kinky excitement, learning dream fragments are robot parts, demanding a lady’s measurements, introducing new…

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Xenosaga | E23: The End Comes Beyond Kevin [Old Miltia, Part I]

Would you shut up for a second, I’m in the zone right now. Get in your zone as we’re speculating Gundam names, shulking to ourselves, requiring only scenario guys, alluding to Udo and Zohar(s), losing nukes, deepfaking a space battle, figuring out…

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Xenosaga | E24: The Time for Feasting Has Come [Old Miltia, Part II]

Joyful memories form only one half of the whole. Form the other half by becoming child soldiers, shooting Udo with machine guns, interpreting blood spatter, living a robot’s genetic memory, witnessing Kevin’s sacrifice, blowing a head off,…

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Xenosaga | E25: The Christ for Robots [Attack on Kukai, Part I]

Well, it looks like we all managed to make it back. Now we’re relentlessly drawing a connection to Xenoblade 2, laughing through illusory worlds, existing in the subconscious, fighting energy with energy, vaporizing a gas giant, issuing the many…

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Xenosaga | E26: Die in the Trash [Attack on Kukai, Part II]

My goodness, this feels like a dream. This episode feels like we’re welcoming Hyper Assistant Scott, remembering Angels and Elements, flexing while wasted, playing with toys too hard, vibrating the water, shaking off premonitions, preventing gnosis…

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Xenosaga | E27: Poisoned by the Holy Spirit So Hard [Song of Nephilim, Part I]

Are you worthy to shed such tears? Cry with us as we’re cackling incessantly, letting Momo out of our sight, wasting vital shuttle transports, arguing about where Momo is, seeing a false daddy, friending a dead sister, blaming Helmer, rebuilding…

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