Here’s the results and announcement show we recorded as we revealed the results to ourselves, recorded on May 4. Thanks to everyone who participated! We are looking forward to the conclusion of Season 1 (which will take 55 episodes to completely cover Xenogears) and a new beginning with Season 2! What game will we cover?…

How do you do? This time we’re concluding Drunk Elevator Guy is an assigned position, breaking the Fake Net, obtaining underwater gear for our Gears, getting physically wrecked by Mermen, getting mentally wrecked by Rattan, substituting wings for arms, meeting Kim (who is Fei), revealing Solaris from the ether, having moments in the sky, and…

We’re entering Solaris to beat up all the fascists, kill their leaders, and save the world. Our discussion and activities include wondering why Krelian let Emeralda go, denying the compulsion to adopt Maria, worrying about Hammer time, getting in shipping containers, realizing most of the fictional Solarian hellscape is 2020’s actual hellscape, escaping with Samson,…

This is better than Doc’s bathtub! In these two chapters, we’re loving raw sewage, wrecking security cubes, walking into wealthy Solarian’s houses with poop-stained clothes, predicting soylent, telling our girlfriend her mom is hot, putting a shower in our rooms, getting a psycho rod from the maid, hacking our father’s computer, desiring a trash chute,…

We’re opening our minds and drinking the purest form of nutrition; people. This time we’re getting sucked up in a dust chute, destroying ventilation infrastructure, gluttonously gobbling up idle foodstuffs, hacking another computer, eating Soylent in real life, manufacturing memory cubes, liberating mutated prisoners, murdering mutated prisoners, challenging the Bloody Bros, missing with magic, learning…

God has given us a right to rule over the universe. This time we’re identifying our assholes, getting imprisoned in a CRT Danger Room, suffering betrayal, citing Arch Angels, arking artifacts, enduring an MRI, awakening some other inner-selves, reading three books a day, discovering the urobolus ring, nursing an obsession with our 500 year old…

Chris didn’t know Tears for Fears is a real band. On this episode we’re telling Ramsus we’re in different situations, putting four people in our party, realizing Emeralda is the original Bayonetta, meeting all of our friends again twice, declining to use our Jugend training, fighting Grahf in person, bungling a sacrifice play, replacing death…

Let’s go, Fei. In this episode we’re acting on Emperor Cain’s directions, concluding managers are no longer needed, denying mental health issues exist, selecting Ramsus as our favorite tool, realizing we’re our own subordinate, registering as tenants in the room of cowardice, using our girlfriend as brain armor, defining The Coward and The Bully, encasing…

Please insert Disc 2. This time we’re literally and virtually sitting in chairs, unpacking our own existence, spending quality time painting our partners, exploring our interiority through our reclaimed souls, loving the same soul across epochs of time, exploring the duality of dreaming, waking up naked, forgetting our names, worrying our comatose girlfriend might forget…