Podcast Episode Category: Episodes

Xenogears E41: The Ultimate JPEG [Break the Seal]

If only you didn’t exist. This time we’re continuing to dream, imposing a total sentence of ten years, reacquiring Knight of Fire, shattering Ramsus’ absolute confidence, launching nanoparticles into the atmosphere, battling Solarian super weapons, realizing government buildings are ships and robots, mutating into abnormal forms, eating god’s apostles, subverting the Gazel, constructing monsters with…

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Xenogears E42: Merge for the Kill [Soul Vessel]

Let us join together as we unravel the mystery of interdimensional chair sitting. On this episode we’re getting deposited in dungeons, meeting Shopkeeper Johnny, eating death, replacing fuses to open lock A, solving arcane puzzles to open lock B, enjoying the sound of steam bolt locks, acquiring god technology, fighting teen girl squads, watching their…

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Xenogears E43: More Stereo Dripping [The Stars Know]

Let us unravel the mystery of Shakespearean demises with our animal friends. This time we’re checking in with disc 2, genociding the Croaker Tribe, solving arcane riddles to put rocks in holes, discovering ancient murals, falling through other holes, getting crushed by the ceiling, measuring water levels, suffering the tragedy of Hammer, glitching out, viewing…

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Xenogears E44: Circumstances that Led to This Coitus [Above Mahanon + Paradise]

Don’t worry, I won’t die. Today we’re being a man and confronting the problem, performing an anime kiss, becoming one body, having awkward sex in Maria’s room, embracing feminism with Margie, experiencing reincarnation through remote viewing, losing our transformer, paying off references from sixty hours ago, recognizing strange faces in scary places, inheriting instincts, halving…

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Xenogears E45: Exegesises on Crucifixes [Promised Land + Waiting Death]

Girl, that hurt. Today we’re crucifying machines and Chu-Chu, negotiating with Krelian, finding our precious birds, doing sick combos, doing even sicker combos, doing the sickest combos, listening to Omen, wondering why we were left alive, deleting digital existence, looking fleshly, aligning pronouns with nanomachines, not going to Cracker Barrel, refusing to listen to reason,…

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Xenogears E46: Expressing Anger Through Lore [Merkava Calls]

I am fated so as not to be able to kill myself. On this ecstatic episode we’re visiting the Ark Park, warning the Elements, imagining nanomachine battles, falling between sculptures, clinging our fists, insulting science experiments, reducing ourselves to one hit point, gazing upon eyeball baskets, detaching Anima relics, not killing immortal villains, shooting our…

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Xenogears E47: Hitherto Presentiment [Dreams, Part I]

You live. You Die. That’s all. Before that we’re worshipping weapons, falling behind in rapture ascendance, freezing someone in carbonite, dealing with Solaris, watching heroes fall to villainy, defining the Zohar, dissociating identities, going for it, meeting old beefcake Fatimas, offending divine providence, interpreting smiles, delivering triple Bro’s, and waiting for Krelian’s final creed. I…

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Xenogears E48: Fist Imagery [Dreams, Part II + Fallen Star, Part I]

This videogame is now a visual novel with boss battles. Today we’re opening our fists to hold people, becoming a symbol, twisting Sophia’s words, fading away, seeking power to treat depression, crying in carbonite, walking through snow fields in big robots, sealing away the very meaning of Existence, practicing Contact consciousness, shedding skin, showing down…

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Xenogears E49: My Teenage Bedroom [Fallen Star, Part II]

Face up to the reality that you don’t want to see. This time we’re abandoning our child’s weaknesses, visiting the room of the coward, losing our home, suffering abuse by the will of our transmigrated mother, forcing psychic contact, imagining the hell dimension, mentally and physically fighting our father, being different people, watching ourselves watch…

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